Jokes
1.)What do a snooker table and a coat have in common?
Pockets.
2.)What's the difference between a bad pool shooter and a bad skydiver?
A bad pool shooter goes WHACK.... "SHIT"!
A bad skydiver goes "SHIT!"....WHACK!
3.)How do you make a pool table laugh?
Put your hands in the pockets and tickle its balls.
4.)Why is a pool table green?
You'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
5.)Did you hear about the snooker mad monster? He went to the doctor because he didn't feel well.
"What do you eat?" asked the doctor.
"For breakfast I have a couple of red snooker balls, and at lunchtime I grab a black, a pink and two yellows. I have a brown with my tea in the afternoon, then a blue and another pink."
"I know why you're not feeling well", said the doctor, "you're not getting enough greens!"
Pockets.
2.)What's the difference between a bad pool shooter and a bad skydiver?
A bad pool shooter goes WHACK.... "SHIT"!
A bad skydiver goes "SHIT!"....WHACK!
3.)How do you make a pool table laugh?
Put your hands in the pockets and tickle its balls.
4.)Why is a pool table green?
You'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
5.)Did you hear about the snooker mad monster? He went to the doctor because he didn't feel well.
"What do you eat?" asked the doctor.
"For breakfast I have a couple of red snooker balls, and at lunchtime I grab a black, a pink and two yellows. I have a brown with my tea in the afternoon, then a blue and another pink."
"I know why you're not feeling well", said the doctor, "you're not getting enough greens!"
